I’ve decided that during the holiday season we should change the mall’s name to “maul.”
I’ve never seen such mayhem—kids running, parents screaming, angry people in long lines—all to the music of “Joy to the World” in the background. Good grief!

(Photo by Stephane Bidouze, via Vivozoom)
If you decide to head to the “maul” the night after Christmas, you’ll see more of the same chaos—a rush of returns in exchange for . . . even more . . . stuff.
So in honor of these days after Christmas, I’ve decided to try my hand at rewriting Clement Clarke Moore’s Christmas classic.
Here she goes. (Ahem.)






































